Feb 25th, 2008

This is a blog I posted on Myspace

So I have a doctors appointment, ya know??? Never mind, I have to go back to work now.
Ok, I am back. So I go to the doctor. I sit in the waiting room until 5:00 then they take me into the room where I sit until 5:30. Then the doctor comes in And thankfully my blood pressure is down from 174/115 to 122/88! Wa hoo! but my cholesterol needs some help. So she has all sorts of recommendations......because doctors are sadistic. Here is the evils she told me:
1. I need fiber. uh, yeah. You can imagine how happy that one made me. I love sitting on the toilet. She suggests I buy metamucil and drink it. I don't think so...so I say "Does that come in a pill?" Hurray! it does!
2. I need to eat lots of fish. Anyone who knows me knows the very thought of that makes my stomach heave. So I said...."Does that come in a pill?" Well...wouldn't ya know it? You can buy fish in a pill! it is called Omega something or rother. Who would have thought it.
Then...Evil of all Evils..she said the evil "E" word! Can you believe that? She said I need to (shiver) EXERCISE (gasp) three times a week.
I said "Does that come in a pill?"